Apples and Wine
A good feminist boost for the day, thanks JH!
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy....... The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy....... The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
9 Comments:
Ying we had this conversation before:
- Women are like apples; they have a shelf life and if they aren't plucked before they expire, they will rot
- Men are like wine; no shelf life but only get finer in old age.
By Devrim, At 6:09 PM
Devrim,
I dont remember.
Sorry prefer that Men are grapes and they have a shelf life too, plus if they are not stomped in time to become wine,
they dont bring any real value to the world. :)
By Ying, At 10:26 AM
Hahaha, funny! I think I agree with Devrim. That's cool prespective man!
By Audi Toruan, At 1:07 PM
no need to climb the tree, when apple is ready it will fall itself to your feet. then it's upto a man to pick it or leave it to rot. :))
well, we used to have a small garden with apple trees, i used to climb to top of them, and eat apples there. the truth is; "apple seems so delicious when it is on the top of the tree, but when you reach and taste it - nothing different, just an apple".
p.s: wash the apples before you eat ;)))
By Aibek D., At 8:59 PM
Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Pope John XXIII
By Nacho, At 12:03 AM
Men are like wine: we gracefully age and with time we develop a better taste and acquire a refined complexity. A woman has to be prepared to handle it...or it could be too much to take.
:):)
You can quote ME on this one! Mwahahahaaaa...
By Nacho, At 12:08 AM
A good Apple Juice is 15 dollars a bottle.
A good wine is 100 dollars a bottle.
By Dody G., At 1:30 AM
I am happy that you realize that no matter what, men have and enjoy the liberty to take their pick - irrespective of whether it's good or bad! :p
By Aloke, At 10:42 AM
Google for wine and I come across this wonderful website.
Wine ... is best sampled if it is allowed to age. People grow and mature as they become older. Time break and change men. For the better.
By atfeio, At 6:41 PM
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